God was just about done creating humans when he got down to two parts left.
He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he decided he’d just go ahead and ask them.
He told them one of the things he had left over was a thing that would allow the owner to pee standing up.
“It’s a very handy thing” God told them “and I was wondering whether one of you have a preference for it?”
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged, “Oh please give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems just the thing for a man to have! Please!! Please!! Give it to me.”
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it that bad she had no objection.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place: first on a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away- laughing with delight all the time.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and the God said to Eve “Well, I guess you’re stuck with the last thing I have left.”
Eve timidly asked, “What is that”
God gave a nasty little chuckle and then said
“Brains”
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