The Old Rooster

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. When he arrived the new rooster strutted over to the old rooster and said “OK. Old Fart. Time for you to retire”.

The old rooster said, "Come on, surely you can’t handle all of these hens. Can’t you just let me have those two old ones in the corner?”

The young rooster said, "Beat it, Granddad, You”re all washed up and I’m taking over

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop”.

The young rooster laughed “You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I’ll give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, was sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when all of a sudden; he saw the roosters running by. The Old Rooster was squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabbed his shotgun and - BOOM – he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shook his head and said, “Darn! Darn! Darn!”

That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!”

Moral of this story?

DON”T MESS WITH OLD FARTS! 

Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance