A Logical Conclusion

A blind man walked into a bar, made his way to a bar stool and

ordered a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender,

 "Hey, You want to hear a blonde joke?"

 The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice

the woman next to him said, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is

only fair that you should know five things:

 1.      The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2.      The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3.      I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in

karate.

4.      The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional

weightlifter.

5.      The lady to your right is blonde and a professional

wrestler.

 She concluded by smugly asking, 

"Now think about it seriously, mister, do you still want to tell that

joke?"

 The blind man thought for a second, shook his head and muttered, 

"Nah!” Not if I’m going to have to explain it five fucking times."